When I asked my 4 year old grandson what he wanted for Christmas, he said Optimus Prime and something nice for his mommy, so I’m gonna buy him ALL the toys.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) December 6, 2017
The Three Wise men brought presents for the baby Jesus. Gold, Frankincense and the most valuable gift of all, Printer ink.
— Caught rest ye merry Jestermen (@brucedon5) December 13, 2017
Get tree, put it up, put lights on, decorate. Done.
Day One – Get tree.
Day Two – Buy lights and put them on.
Day Three – Decorate.
Day Four – Rest.
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) December 13, 2017
Autocorrect changed Santa to Satan.
Weird. I didn’t know Satan had elves.
— Banana Butt (@naftrawetsynot) December 6, 2017
All I want for Christmas is peace on earth.
And a really big beach house.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) December 13, 2017