Drawing on Words

I opened the first door on my Advent calendar for moms, and a tiny pile of dirty laundry fell out.

— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) December 1, 2015

Just trimmed the Christmas tree to make our presents look bigger.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 13, 2015

Christmas tree ornaments. Otherwise known as 'cat toys'

— God is tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) December 15, 2015

6yo: Can I cut a snowman out of a piece of paper? Me: Sure, but just one piece of paper. 6yo: Ok! [uses 18 glue sticks.]

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 5, 2015

Do you like it? "A pinecone?" Yeah, you said you wanted a pinecone for Christmas "I said AN iPHONE…" Oh, that makes so much more sense

— Super Christmasish (@SuperRandomish) November 23, 2015