Drawing on Words

Just lost the loudest game of "Tupperware Cabinet Jenga" known to man.

— Jim…Unmasked (@ItMightBeJimbo) May 12, 2013

Just read an inspirational quote telling me 'my angle will be there in times of need' so I'm brushing up on my trigonometry in preparation.

— Julie (@Julie_McGann1) August 10, 2015

[me getting chased by the police]
OFFICER: i'm in pursuit, suspect is on foot–suspect WAS on foot, suspect is cryi–nevermind i got this

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 4, 2015

Sometimes I stop and think, "I could totally get back into the same shape I was in in my twenties." And then I go back to eating my Doritos.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 16, 2014