#SnowmanDatingProblems They tend to be drifters, for one thing.
— Alana Dill (@alanapaints) December 1, 2015
It took me five minutes to realize why the unplugged toaster wasn't working, so I just went ahead and used my college degree as a napkin.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 7, 2015
I like to play fetch with my cat, which is just me throwing stuff followed by disappointment.
— Cheryl (@CherylCheryl94) June 2, 2015
everyone makes fun of your pocket protector until they see there are hash browns in there and then are all like 'i'm sorry can i have one'
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 11, 2015
If your response to calls for gun control is “Should we get rid of cars too?” the answer is, for you, yes. You should not have a gun or car.
— cormac (@cormacorourke19) May 9, 2014
Drawing on Words 