"I've…been here before." She ran her fingers along the wallpaper. "It's like I know this place." "Kim! Mum's been drinking again!" #FP
— Sarah Brentyn (@SarahBrentyn) October 23, 2015
Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10
— D to the AVE (@T_N_Crumpets) August 4, 2015
You will not be happy with the answers, guy reading the nutritional information on a box of Toaster Strudels.
— Marc MacKenzie (@marcmack) October 9, 2014
I do my best math when I'm figuring out how much sleep I'll get if I fall asleep RIGHT NOW
— Bad Mikey (@BadMikeyBad) January 18, 2014
I wish I had a dollar for every time I overthought something. Make that $2. No $1, just the one dollar. Then again $2 sounds better. Or $3.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) October 25, 2015