Drawing on Words

ME: bartender. another.
BARTENDER: but you just-
ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER
[bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 25, 2015

Porky Pig wears a jacket, a bow tie, no shirt, no pants & has human hands but hooves for feet
Weird
Anywho, what brings you to speed dating?

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) February 13, 2015

*in the van*
Me: Does everyone have shoes?
Kid 1: Why do you always ask that?
Me: Becau…
Kid 2: Wait! I need shoes.
Me: And that's why.

— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) October 27, 2015

HIM: Hi, I'm Bill.
ME: Hi, I'm…oh shit this is embarrassing. I'm not really good with names.

— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) October 6, 2015