Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers.
Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me.
— Walking With Spooks (@WalkingOutside) October 19, 2016
For Halloween I'm wearing a big mirror on the lower half of my body and going as when you accidentally open your front-facing camera.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 23, 2016
Our door decoration for Halloween says "Enter at your own risk" but it seems like sound advice year round.
— heather boo* (@heatherlou_) October 12, 2016
Him: You haven't cleaned the house in two months.
Me: I'm prepping for Halloween.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) October 27, 2016
This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.
You can find me asleep, at home.
— Girls (@TypicaIGirl) October 27, 2016