Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is also called practice.
— Alexa (@TheWoodenslurpy) October 16, 2015
This thesaurus I got for Christmas is really, really, really good
— Miss Texas 1967 (@MsTexas1967) December 30, 2016
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians. Actually, if I'm being brutally honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about
— Dropped Mike (@misfarber) December 26, 2016
I hate to say "I told you so", so Im going to sing it.
— Mr. Ali (@Ali_MPH) August 24, 2016
I always have an elaborate flow chart on hand in case people ask me "What's the worst that can happen?"
— Thrill Tweeter (@Thrill_Tweeter) October 24, 2015