Drawing on Words

I went on a .3 mile hike in the forest today! (Walked through a Christmas tree lot.)

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 24, 2017

My 3-year-old has been wearing her pants backwards all day.

I offered to turn them around.

She said no.

She's already living her best life.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2017

running feels great unless you compare it to not running

— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) February 28, 2017

Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood.

— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) July 16, 2013