Drawing on Words

I just spent the day painting our fence. All I know is tomorrow I better be able to do karate.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) June 27, 2015

I hate when I call dibs on someone in my mind and they start dating someone else.

— The Eh Factor (@AngelaEhh) June 23, 2015

First rule of being a Ninja? Lose the flip flops

— XS Pumpkin Baggage (@bsnc64) August 19, 2015

"Look, hole in one! Hole in one! High five!" I shout. Husband just stands there, basketball in hand, shaking his head.

— Squirting Unlucky (@LoveNLunchmeat) August 25, 2015

I'll get excited about 3D printing when I can 3D print myself a Chipotle burrito.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 29, 2015