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Sunday Comics

June 11, 2017June 11, 2017bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

7yo: I need duct tape!
ME: No.
7yo: It's to make wrist things like Wonder Woman wears!
ME: We have two colors, hang on …

— Cory Putman Oakes (@CoryPutmanOakes) June 4, 2017

Made nachos and my kid asked "what are those weird chips that smell bad?" So now we're on the way to a DNA test to make sure he's mine.

— Jordan (@jordangerous) June 6, 2017

Every time I hold a baby, I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. "That's 18-LIFE. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD. Stay with me."

— quince rogers nelson (@mandyapolis) April 10, 2015

If anyone in retail asks "Can I help you?" I respond "No one can." Then we both kind of stand there until one of us slowly shuffles away.

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) June 7, 2017

*starts filling bathtub

*checks Twitter for a few minutes

*floods house

— EricaTriesToTweet (@SteussieErica) May 7, 2016

Goldfish Diaries 12/23/16

January 19, 2017February 15, 2017bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

Forgetfulness?

How dare they forget! The caretakers should have left a note when they quarantined my babies.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “forgetfulness”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2017 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Sunday Comics

November 13, 2016November 5, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

I think my kids are embarrassed when I wear my ascot to their parent teacher conferences, but they really match the color of my Crocs.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 3, 2016

[church]

Me: Father, it's been 37 years since my last confession.

Priest: I'll go grab some snacks.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) August 25, 2016

Wife: Will you take out the garbage?

Me: Well, my life, my love, and my lady, is the sea.

Wife: Got it. On your way out, grab the garbage

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) October 20, 2016

Yelling at me for warming towels in the oven is not going to get the fire department here any faster.

— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) January 25, 2014

Maybe it won't be a Zombie Apocalypse. Maybe it would be just everybody out in public, looking at their phones and bumping into each other.

— Chico Suave (7-1) (@madeintexas214) July 3, 2014

Sunday Comics

October 23, 2016October 18, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

THERAPIST: Ever had a job?
ME: I once worked at a zoo
T: Great! & what did you take from that?
ME: Definitely not a penguin
T: What
M: What

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 2, 2016

Would Robin Hood fight the sheriff and win the lady? He Sherwood.

— Odd Thomas (@tomw1984) September 21, 2016

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly," I whisper, working up nerve to tell 2 we're out of frozen waffles.

— Myrrh (@ixix82) September 19, 2016

The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.

— The Darla (@ddsmidt) September 16, 2016

Putting my keys in a *really obvious place* this time so that later when I'm running late I can fi-

Aaand I lost my keys.

— Mommy_Owl (@Lhlodder) September 19, 2016

Sunday Comics

October 2, 2016September 29, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 30, 2015

It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.

— Andrew Heister (@andrew_heister) May 28, 2016

No, I will not attempt to debate. Your blissful ignorance is obviously too precious for me to try to persuade you there's another way. #FP

— Constant Gardener (@CnstantGardener) September 2, 2016

If you love something, set it free. If it was a donut, that was a stupid thing to do.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 5, 2016

My life is exactly like Sleeping Beauty, except I'm only medium cute and I never get to kiss any princes. Basically I just really like naps.

— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) October 17, 2014

Goldfish Diaries 05/06/16

September 29, 2016August 30, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

A silent storm passes Snail’s face as she watches the two boy fish wrestle and flip grime on her glistening tank walls.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “silent storm”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Goldfish Diaries 04/29/16

September 26, 2016August 30, 2016bobbibowwoman4 Comments

“Because we have different physical attributes, the games we play are more cerebral.”

At least that’s what Snail says.

Friday Phrases (#FP) Theme “games we play”

Illustration by Bobbi Bowman@2016 on iPad app “Drawing Pad”

Sunday Comics

September 25, 2016August 29, 2016bobbibowwomanLeave a comment

SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there.

ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?

— Jordan (@jordan_stratton) August 27, 2016

Hi, I know we just met but I have this Groupon for 90% off a platinum eternity ring and I thought….

Wait, don't go.

— Just Linda (@LindaInDisguise) August 28, 2016

I've always wanted to create a new font so that I can say:"There's a new serif in town…"

— Beemerang (@ThisBikerBoy) August 28, 2016

Me: this corset is tight but I like how it cinches my waist & pushes up my boobs

Salesman: Ma'am, that's a sleeping bag

Me: I'll take it

— Marta Effing-Diggity (@MartaEffing) November 19, 2015

A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.

— Jessica Fox (@HelloJessicaFox) April 28, 2016