I was told to stop making eye puns because they were too cornea.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 29, 2015
Log Entry:
Wine supply depleted. Candy dwindling. Must don real clothes and exit base. Human interaction likely. Morale low. Prognosis grim.— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 5, 2015
If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) January 17, 2015
My 4yo has begun to make up her own knock-knock jokes. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 10, 2015
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