Drawing on Words

I was told to stop making eye puns because they were too cornea.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 29, 2015

Log Entry:
Wine supply depleted. Candy dwindling. Must don real clothes and exit base. Human interaction likely. Morale low. Prognosis grim.

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 5, 2015

If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) January 17, 2015

My 4yo has begun to make up her own knock-knock jokes. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 10, 2015