I was told to stop making eye puns because they were too cornea.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 29, 2015
Log Entry: Wine supply depleted. Candy dwindling. Must don real clothes and exit base. Human interaction likely. Morale low. Prognosis grim.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 5, 2015
If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) January 17, 2015
My 4yo has begun to make up her own knock-knock jokes. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated during this difficult time.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) November 10, 2015
"I'm not stalking you. We just hang at all the same places." "Sure, I get that, but it doesn't explain why you're in my bathroom now." #FP
— Brent Collins (@crowguye) November 13, 2015