Autocorrect just changed 'I completely agree' to 'I completely argue'. Well played autocorrect, well played.
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) November 14, 2015
Sorry we're late. My daughter was eating each individual Cheerio like it was a mini doughnut.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/RobertFidler/status/656421715719909376
1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store
— scammedpants cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) August 31, 2015
ME: I have good news & bad news
WIFE: Bad news first
M: The penguin pooped in the tub
W: We don't own a-
M: *smiling* And now the good news— Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 2, 2015
Drawing on Words 