Autocorrect just changed 'I completely agree' to 'I completely argue'. Well played autocorrect, well played.
— The Refined Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) November 14, 2015
Sorry we're late. My daughter was eating each individual Cheerio like it was a mini doughnut.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 30, 2015
I dressed the neighbor's cat in a superhero costume so when it went home they'd secretly wonder… "Is my cat fighting crime?"
— SimonQx (@RobertFidler) October 20, 2015
1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) August 31, 2015
ME: I have good news & bad news WIFE: Bad news first M: The penguin pooped in the tub W: We don't own a- M: *smiling* And now the good news
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 2, 2015
Drawing on Words 