Drawing on Words

Parenting in the winter is just four straight months of yelling "SHUT THE DOOR!"

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 5, 2016

Wife's laundry:
Darks
Lights
Whites
Delicates
Towels

My laundry:
Dirty

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) January 8, 2016

#Mythoughts– I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"

— Steve Dresel (@BeautyBizBrain) January 4, 2016

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast?
Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some?
Son: NO. I hate casserole.
Me (whispers): I know…

— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) November 28, 2014