Drawing on Words

Me: Hold still. All I need to do is wipe your nose.

Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she's in the Matrix*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2016

When one door closes, another one opens. And then closes. And then opens. It’s the fridge. It’s me in front of the fridge.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 22, 2015

Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.

— Paul (@bingowings14) January 10, 2016