"I'll save half of this for later," I said. And we laughed and laughed.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 15, 2014
I have 2 extra tickets if anybody wants them. They're parking tickets, but still.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 28, 2016
I tried bribing my kids with cookies in exchange for naps, and failed. I was unaware there were humans who couldn't be motivated by dessert.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) February 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/crowguye/status/704556058342252544
Shopping for living room furniture.
Sofa, so good.
— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) March 1, 2016