"I'll save half of this for later," I said. And we laughed and laughed.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 15, 2014
I have 2 extra tickets if anybody wants them. They're parking tickets, but still.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 28, 2016
I tried bribing my kids with cookies in exchange for naps, and failed. I was unaware there were humans who couldn't be motivated by dessert.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) February 29, 2016
I once quit a job, flipped the office keys across the boss desk in contempt, drove home, and found I'd tossed my house keys at him.#MyTales
— Brent C (@crowguye) March 1, 2016
Shopping for living room furniture.
Sofa, so good.
— God is tricksy again (@AdrianYoung10) March 1, 2016