Tip: during a job interview, don't exhale through your teeth and then mutter "boy, did your mother do a number on you."
— ErinEph (@ErinEph) September 11, 2015
I feel like I should be doing something more productive, so I'm gonna finish this glass of wine until that feeling passes.
Good talk.— SummerCandyEyes (@SummerCandyEyes) April 9, 2016
*why is this happening to me*
{me every time I get out of bed}
— SarcastiB (@BeagirlNJ) April 15, 2016
Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.
Me: Great listener.
— Chels (@sexorpizza) March 23, 2016
If you had to choose between family finding your Twitter account and running into traffic, which major interstate would you pick?
— M (@Love_bug1016) April 16, 2016
Drawing on Words 