OMG! When will this day end?
Wow! Where did the time go?
— Obi Jawn (@ThaJawn) May 13, 2016
I managed to say, "Oh shoot!" After breaking my glass on the floor in front of my daughter so I'm pretty sure I deserve a medal.
— JustSomeFool (@just1fool) May 14, 2016
I refuse to pick up the toy one of the kids left on the steps so I guess it's just part of our home decor now.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) May 10, 2016
If I ask how school was on the walk home I get "Fine." If I ask at bedtime I get War and Peace.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) May 11, 2016
The Wizard of Oz isn't a kids film, it's a movie about how women will kill for a great pair of shoes. So more like a training video.
— DeeDastardly (@mydmac) February 15, 2014