Drawing on Words

You may have ordered the fries but whatever falls out in the bag is up for grabs. Everyone knows that; it's called the law of bag fries.

— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) May 18, 2016

{Watching a scary movie}

Him: Are you afraid?

Me: With our options for President, who wouldn't be terrified?

— Goddess Of Mischief™ (@AsgardianRose) May 20, 2016

In some countries stealing costs you your hand, I remind him as pillows slowly disappear from my side of the bed.

— Island Girl (@_Water_Baby) May 21, 2016

My daughter just offered to come over and clean up the yard and put the new BBQ grill together .. And now I have a mystery to solve.

— Linda (@turtledumplin) May 21, 2016