I hope my husband likes his Father's Day present and also the twelve things I bought for myself while shopping for it.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 17, 2016
6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his:
"Sorry, I ate your pudding. Love, Dad."
— I Was A Fool For Meh (@TheAlexNevil) October 22, 2015
Just spent 25 minutes untangling my earbuds, so I am pretty beat. Probably not going to go for that run now. Probably just sit on the couch.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 30, 2016
If you keep dryer sheets in your pockets, you won't get struck by lightning. I'm amazed by how well this has worked so far.
— jerry lock (@jlock17) May 22, 2016
4-year-old: I folded up my clothes.
Me: You wadded them in a ball.
4: I folded them in a circle.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 2, 2016