Drawing on Words

It's that time of the year when you can buy fireworks from a giant tent next to a gas station in a hundred degree weather.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 20, 2016

I can't believe that I'm the only parent that makes their kids wear a hazmat suit in the McDonalds Play Tubes.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 19, 2014

If I open the box, I eat the pie and it's gone.

If I DON'T open the box, I can't see the pie and it doesn't exist.

Schrodinger's pastry.

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) June 20, 2016

Just took a shower on a Saturday like some kind of aristocrat.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 18, 2016

House phone just rang..

J (18): Why is the house phone ringing
G (11): I didn't know we still had a phone

In the end – nobody answered it.

— Chick Playing4Second (@Playing4Second) June 19, 2014