Drawing on Words

3yo's Christmas list

Underpants
A red snowboard with steering wheel
A real dinosaur I can take to the moon
9 candy canes

Good luck Santa

— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) November 20, 2016

Running with my dog, holding his poop in a small, lavender scented, biodegradable bag like the top-of-the-food-chain creature that I am.

— Karen D. Lioness (@DeadLioness) November 27, 2016

Me: Want grilled cheese?
Kids: No
Me: What do you want?
Kids: QUESADILLAS!
Me: You know that's basically a grill-
Wife: Stop. You can't win.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 29, 2016

My fashion statement for jogging is "no one's gonna kidnap the girl in the Bozo wig and water wings."

— Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@JRobb773) November 28, 2016