Drawing on Words

My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

— eEric (@ericsshadow) March 25, 2016

I fell off a chair avoiding a bee, in case Cirque Soleil needs a stand in

— Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 (@cowboyjeffkent) December 2, 2016

I'm sure the neighbors think my family has a nightly torture ritual, but it's just the sound of my kids being asked to brush their teeth.

— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) December 3, 2016

8 out of 10 people don't know how to reduce fractions.

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 7, 2016