My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
— annoyed eric (@ericsshadow) March 25, 2016
I fell off a chair avoiding a bee, in case Cirque Soleil needs a stand in
— Midnight Cowboy (@cowboyjeffkent) December 2, 2016
I'm sure the neighbors think my family has a nightly torture ritual, but it's just the sound of my kids being asked to brush their teeth.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) December 3, 2016
8 out of 10 people don't know how to reduce fractions.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 7, 2016
The dirty sassafras root my mom kept in the freezer in case we got sick worked great. No way I was ever gonna be that sick.
— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) December 9, 2016