BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name
ME: Robin
BT: and a last?
ME: Dabanc
BT: so ur Robin Dabanc
Me: *slowly reveals gun*— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/KarinaLausen/status/586879709163737088
[Interview room]
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer presentCop: You ARE the lawyer
Me: So where's my present?!
— marf (@MarfSalvador) December 23, 2016
At least 20% of parenting is just peeling stickers off of things.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) January 24, 2017
The good news is my husband did all the laundry. The bad news is he discovered that I've just been buying new socks & undies for 6 months.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) January 16, 2017