Elephants are one of the few species that can recognize their own reflection in the mirror, which is why they take forever to get ready.
— ΚατΡεαch (@unravelingfire) February 13, 2017
I criticize people on the red carpet a lot for someone who walked around with their shirt on backwards most of the day.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 13, 2017
There are 5 seasons:
Halloween Candy
Christmas Candy
Valentine's Candy
Easter Candy
Summer— Liana Brooks (@LianaBrooks) February 16, 2017
Me: Who drew the picture?
8: I can't remember her name.
Me: You memorize 200 Pokémon but you don't remember the kids names in class?
8: 213— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) February 15, 2017
i have never seen a chameleon in real life and i dont know if that means i havent or i have
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 16, 2017
Drawing on Words 
Haha! “You memorize 200 [fill in the blank with your child’s obsession] but can’t remember a name…” 😀 Yes. That.
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Yes, THAT!
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