In a quarter mile, turn left.
In a quarter mile, turn left.
In a quarter mile, turn left.
In a quarter mile, turn left.-NASCAR GPS
— Andy Mac (@TheReal_AndyMac) February 22, 2017
Somewhere deep inside my house, a sock, a Tupperware lid and a remote control are high fiving each other on their successful escape.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) February 28, 2017
Things that kill unexpectedly:
1. Looks
2. Kindness
3. His song (softly)
4. Mercy
5. Cereal— The Untastic Mr Fitz (@UnFitz) June 18, 2016
I wonder if insomnia ever needs a nap.
*things that keep me up at night
— Miss Muse (@bevandeveire) March 1, 2017
My 5yo just asked for a funeral for his brown marker.
I guess, in this case it will be more respectful for its friends to leave caps on
— Allie Potts (@alliepottswrite) March 4, 2017