Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work.
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) May 29, 2014
Everyone wants to be a Viking until you set them out to sea on a boat that's on fire.
— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) April 29, 2016
*Staring into the car engine*
Me: maybe it's the alienator— BREWSKER (@Brewsker) March 16, 2017
*running from the cops at night* DAMN THESE LIGHT-UP SHOES.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) March 21, 2017
*sees burglar
*throws flashlight at him
*misses
*throws another
*misses
*throws another
*misses
*throws another
Burglar: WTF
Me: COSTCO— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) April 2, 2015
Drawing on Words 