Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 23, 2016
It's cool how my kid can find 87 pieces of plastic at this egg hunt in 10 minutes, but he can't find his shoes if they're sitting in his lap
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) April 12, 2017
Me: Did you have fun at the Easter egg hunt?
7: No. The eggs were scattered everywhere.
Me: You know that's the point, right?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 25, 2016
You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 12, 2017
4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy?
Me: After lunch
4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!!
Me: We just ate breakfast
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 20, 2014