Drawing on Words

Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.

— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) March 13, 2017

January: I'm going to click the little flag next to this email so that I remember to deal with this later.
June: You have 978 flagged emails

— Margot 🦖 (@notmargot663) April 21, 2017

here are my thoughts on march for science:
its april, einsteins

— fucker-mode vrunt (@vrunt) April 22, 2017

I’m at a really bad place right now, deserted of people and in a state of bleak and dismal emptiness

Wait, I found my phone. It’s all good!

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) April 22, 2017