Me: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Minister: That's not really appropriate for wedding vows.
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) March 13, 2017
January: I'm going to click the little flag next to this email so that I remember to deal with this later.
June: You have 978 flagged emails
— Margot (@notmargot663) April 21, 2017
here are my thoughts on march for science:
its april, einsteins
— Poster Syndrome (@vrunt) April 22, 2017
Can I marry my crockpot? He's big, strong, cooks for me, lets me choose low n slow or hot n fast and never questions my wheat intolerance.
— krismuscookie (@krismuscookie) April 9, 2017
I’m at a really bad place right now, deserted of people and in a state of bleak and dismal emptiness
Wait, I found my phone. It’s all good!
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) April 22, 2017