Drawing on Words

4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.

4: You're only a mom because of me.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017

Tomorrow is Mother's Day!

Or as the GOP says…

"Pre-Existing" Condition Day.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 13, 2017

No WAY does 7 get another free ride this year: he makes Mother's Day breakfast on his own. And I had better not find kale in that omelette.

— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) May 13, 2017

all I want for mother's day is for my kids to learn how to make Bloody Marys so they can serve them to me in bed.

and also breakfast tacos.

— tiff (@tiffanyaneal) May 13, 2017