Son: What do you want for mother's day?
Me: Cash.
Son: Haha, very funny. What do you want, for real this time?
Me: Cash.— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) May 13, 2017
4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?
Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.
4: You're only a mom because of me.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017
Tomorrow is Mother's Day!
Or as the GOP says…
"Pre-Existing" Condition Day.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 13, 2017
No WAY does 7 get another free ride this year: he makes Mother's Day breakfast on his own. And I had better not find kale in that omelette.
— I Would Meh 4 U (@TheAlexNevil) May 13, 2017
all I want for mother's day is for my kids to learn how to make Bloody Marys so they can serve them to me in bed.
and also breakfast tacos.
— tiff (@tiffanyaneal) May 13, 2017
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