Drawing on Words

Marie Antoinette: Let them eat cake!
Me, a French Revolutionary peasant: *lowers sword* Cake? Hey guys, let's hear what the lady has to say.

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) May 30, 2017

Husband: UGH that kid is JUST LIKE YOU.
Me: Wonderful?
H:
M: Charming?
H:
M: Light of your life?
H: [leaves room]
Me: [shouts] SUPER COOL?

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 24, 2015

Me: while you're up there let's do a Spider-Man kiss
My dental hygienist: still no

— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) February 27, 2017

Relationship status: putting on my third date dress to go by myself to see a movie starring my favorite actor.

— Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@JRobb773) June 2, 2017