When I was younger I was playing softball and told my dad I was afraid to get hit. He responded with "it's ok, we have insurance" #dadquotes
— grace owens (@grace_owens11) June 14, 2017
@FallonTonight Dad always threatened "No Einsteins!" when we were naughty. We had no idea what Einsteins were but wanted it bad. #DadQuotes
— Sonshyne Shirley (@Sonshyneshirley) June 17, 2017
When I was older, my Dad admitted that he always threw the baseball right at my head. "You learned how to catch pretty quick!" #DadQuotes
— Craig Backus (@craigbackus) June 14, 2017
5 yo daughter: "I'm tired of sitting in the car…"
Me: "You could get out and run to town."
Daughter: …..#DadQuotes #dadlife #grateful
— Daniel Alders (@Daniel_Alders) May 15, 2017
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. – Charles Wadsworth #DadQuotes
— GetConnectDAD (@GetConnectDad) June 11, 2017