Quaint little cafe:
Server: Shall I leave the teabag in Sir?
Me: Best leave it in. I've tried it with the teabag out and I'm not a fan.
— God is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) July 22, 2017
Teenage girl: OMG I love this song I could listen to it over and over
Toddler: Hold my milk
— Jake (@Submit2thePope) July 20, 2017
At my eulogy:
So I was gonna talk about what a good person Aimee was, but I saw her browsing history and…um…we should all just leave.
— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 21, 2017
Reckless abandon because what other kind is there?
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) July 21, 2017
I ran into a friend who was happy to see me for no ascertainable reason. I'm working through it, though.
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) July 21, 2017