Drawing on Words

[parent teacher conference]
TEACHER: little joey has trouble accepting responsibility for his actions
PARENT: good luck dealing with that

— Olly iConic (@OllyiConic) May 7, 2017

WIFE: hey did you know you put the baby’s shirt on backwards ag— *notices that my shirt is also on backwards* — nevermind

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 29, 2017

Did you know that R2-D2 is speaking plain English in all the Star Wars movies? We only hear the beeps because he won't stop cussing.

— Jesper Schmidt 📚 Author. Worldbuilder. Educator. (@SchmidtJesper) July 29, 2017

I still have all of my teeth, half of my hair, and don't need Viagra.

Your move, Old Age.

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) July 29, 2017