I remember that the Cheerios bee is named Buzz, but I can't remember 1992-1997.
— Gian D'Oh (@GianDoh) August 21, 2017
Me:..and the bakery lady writes "Congrats" on top even though she knows the whole cake is for me
Therapist: How do you keep getting in here?
— Princess Peach (@GeorgiaSweet20) August 21, 2017
Me: There was an eclipse today.
Me: It got dark.
7: It gets dark every day. It's called night.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2017
I brought a hot glue gun to the gun range and it was awkward at first, but now we've created so many memories.
— Mollzotov Cocktail (@mollzbenn) July 6, 2017
My wife found a spider in the shower.
Anyway, the open house is this Saturday if you're interested.
— Jeff⚡️ (@JeffSarcastic) September 20, 2016