I spent all morning googling various projects I need to do around the house and now I'm tired
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) October 14, 2017
My mother enthusiastically cheering for my son to get a touchdown will be the most memorable part of his game.
He plays soccer.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 13, 2017
[Dragging 3 whining kids through mall] No thank you, mall kiosk employee, I’m not interested in trying "something amazing for my hair."
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 14, 2017
Always fun to watch people trying to jam steamer trunks and entire credenzas into the overhead bin – to avoid the $25 bag fee.#ThanksDelta
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) October 14, 2017
My daughter wants to play “guess this song” with her recorder. I am going to need every drop of whiskey in this house.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 14, 2017
Drawing on Words 