Drawing on Words

I accidentally said ‘pastryarchy’ instead of ‘patriarchy’ and now I have a vision for a better world.

— Lenny Firth (@lennyfirth22) October 20, 2017

I'm at my High School reunion and I am wondering where all these old people came from. 😳

— Kaye Steger (@utkaye) October 22, 2017

Dad: "Hey, you're all done?"
3: "Yeah"
Dad: "You finished cleaning up that huge mess of toys?"
3: "Yeah"
Dad: "… Are you lying?"
3: "Yeah"

— Myrrh (@ixix82) October 21, 2017