He escaped from the Home For The Criminally Insane Punctuators.
All he left behind was a note:
"Youll ne—ver? catch, Me:"
— AˢᵉᵉᵐSᵃˣᵉᶰᵃ (@RedNightHawkAKS) June 9, 2015
Math: 1 + 1 = 2
Common Core: Hold my beer.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 10, 2017
5-year-old: I want to drive a train.
Me: Good plan.
5: A party train.
Me: An even better plan.
5: With kittens.
Me: Take my money now.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2017
A huge rat has been spotted in the building. This wouldn't be unusual but it didn't have an employee badge.
— Saint Eric (@Mr_Micawber) November 3, 2017
"I wanna make Grandma Scott's dumplings."
"Recipe's there on the side of the box."
"Ha! Does Grandma know they're using her recipe?" #FP
— D. D. Kimberley (@DDKBooks) November 3, 2017