Drawing on Words

One positive thing that has come out of this year is how reading the news now qualifies as cardio.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 22, 2017

My niece is learning to count so i asked her “what comes after 4?” And she thought for a second and went “4… part 2”

— pensive calypso music (@pharmasean) November 24, 2017

Me: "Come on, what's the worst that could happen?"
My Brain: "Let's start an alphabetized list categorized by subject and severity, and when we run out of letters we'll use numbers, and then hold on I should be writing this down"

— Myrrh (@ixix82) November 24, 2017

Advice for life:
1. Be kind.
2. Be brave.
3. Make sure your garage door is all the way up before backing out.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 7, 2017