One positive thing that has come out of this year is how reading the news now qualifies as cardio.
— Brohibition Now (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 22, 2017
The wind just tried to kill me by strangling me with my scarf. Don't call me dramatic.
— DivineMess (@divyne_mess) October 27, 2017
My niece is learning to count so i asked her “what comes after 4?” And she thought for a second and went “4… part 2”
— Juan F. Thegoodones (@pharmasean) November 24, 2017
Me: "Come on, what's the worst that could happen?"
My Brain: "Let's start an alphabetized list categorized by subject and severity, and when we run out of letters we'll use numbers, and then hold on I should be writing this down"
— Myrrh (@ixix82) November 24, 2017
Advice for life:
1. Be kind.
2. Be brave.
3. Make sure your garage door is all the way up before backing out.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 7, 2017