[Fruit of the Loom HQ]
Interviewer: where's ur resume
Me: under there
I: under where….oh snap ur good
— Alien Candy Cane Skier (@ClichedOut) December 6, 2017
My wife and I are tackling a home improvement project together.
Just thought I'd give you a heads up.
This is my last post as a married man.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2017
Frosted Flakes are like Corn Flakes that taste good.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 6, 2017
I watched squirrels for like an hour and thought "they don't do ANYTHING really" and then realized I watched squirrels for like an hour
— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) December 6, 2017