Fact: The purpose of waking up with hangovers when you’re young is to prepare you for how it feels to wake up when you’re old.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 9, 2017
Today started on a good note.
It was a G.
— Santa is Tricksy (@AdrianYoung10) December 13, 2017
No one warns you about the dangers of second hand perfume.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) December 12, 2017
Dear Every App Ever,
I will NEVER give you access to my contacts.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) December 13, 2017
It’s such poor planning that “ninja” doesn’t have a least one silent letter.
— The War On FitzMas (@UnFitz) December 13, 2017
Drawing on Words 