My dad got Alexa for Christmas and I am currently able to google the answer to his questions three times before he can get Alexa to even understand what he's saying the first time.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/OohSnapItsChris/status/805251116501848068
I’m in that weird middle-ground of “thirsty… but not quite enough to go through the pain of getting up.”
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) December 26, 2017
People who want "realistic" romance novels should really remember that a hero is much more likely to ruin a heroine's clothes by putting them in the dryer than by ripping them in a fit of passion.
— Elisabeth Lane (@elisabethjlane) December 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/945088203568156673