My dad got Alexa for Christmas and I am currently able to google the answer to his questions three times before he can get Alexa to even understand what he's saying the first time.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) December 26, 2017
I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder
— ChrisThatOtherChris™ (@OohSnapItsChris) December 4, 2016
I’m in that weird middle-ground of “thirsty… but not quite enough to go through the pain of getting up.”
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) December 26, 2017
People who want "realistic" romance novels should really remember that a hero is much more likely to ruin a heroine's clothes by putting them in the dryer than by ripping them in a fit of passion.
— Elisabeth Lane (@elisabethjlane) December 25, 2017
Oh, you didn't make note all year of a loved one's fleeting mention of the gift they truly desired that would fill their heart with joy when they opened it and saw you really listened to them?
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) December 25, 2017